I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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