Nicole vs. Life
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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