i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
home. puking in laundry basket.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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