I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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