Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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