I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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