yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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