Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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