when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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