I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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