By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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