I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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