bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
