your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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