32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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