nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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