There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
