If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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