Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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