these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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