Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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