I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Sext me about skeletons
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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