That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You need a sexual gate keeper
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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