You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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