In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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