my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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