How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
sarcasm needs its own font
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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