Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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