I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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