I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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