Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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