i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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