he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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