i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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