You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
