If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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