Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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