Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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