If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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