THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Congratulations! We have a period
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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