found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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