Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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