DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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