That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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