At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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