I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
