Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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