can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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