I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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