I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Houston, we have a blender
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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