nut hugger
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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